heaven jokes
Saint Peter Didn't See This Last Guy Coming! 🧳😂
It was getting crowded in Heaven one day, so Saint Peter decided for one day to…
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heaven jokes
The Costly Mistake That Sent a Good Man to Hell 🛋️☠️
A man dies and is waiting to be transported to heaven He asks Death about what …
byPaul
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penguin
The Verdict
A man arrives at the office in the morning where several of his co-workers are …
byPaul
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police joke
The Worst Time To Speeding Excessively
A police officer pulls over a driver who was speeding excessively. "Sir, I…
byPaul
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lawyer jokes
Why This Rich Lawyer Picked Up 12 Strangers
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the ro…
byPaul
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millionaire
The Most Generous Millionaire Ever? Not Exactly
A wealthy banker was riding in his limousine when he noticed two women by the r…
bySarah
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Marriage Jokes
A 50-Year Marriage Secret No One Expected
An elderly couple sat quietly in a small diner one evening when the husband lea…
bySarah
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lion
This Lion Totally Ruined The Vibe... 🦁🎻
A priest is sent to deepest Africa to convert the natives. He clears out an are…
byPaul
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dad jokes
The Gas Station Attendant and the 5 Penguins
Guy pulls up to a gas station, and the attendant notices there are 5 penguins i…
byPaul
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wife jokes
The Drunk Driver Twist: A Dark Secret Revealed
A wife desperately tries to prove to her husband her illicit affair is over. He…
byPaul
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writer jokes
The Fifty-Year Apprenticeship: A Writer’s Guide to Nothing
A young college student takes a few writing courses and discovers he has a grea…
byPaul
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Cinderella
She Made A HUGE Mistake! 🤦♂️ The Funniest Cinderella Joke Ever! 🤣
Cinderella is shipwrecked. She washes up on a barren, rocky island in the middl…
byPaul
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lawyer jokes
Bob’s Little Road Game
Bob was a long-haul truck driver, and after years on the road, he’d developed a…
bySarah
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cop
The Best Excuse Ever Given to a Cop! 😂
A man is going 85 miles per hour on a motorway when he sees a police car in his…
byPaul
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irish jokes
The Unexpected Hobbit-at
A man is talking to his therapist. “Doc, I feel like I’m wasting my life. All I…
byPaul
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engineer jokes
The Engineering Graduate's Salary Negotiation
At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asks the young engin…
byPaul
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Redneck Jokes
The CB Radio Mix-Up: Driving Himself Straight Into the Joke
As a redneck truck driver is driving east he sees a truck driving west, and his…
byPaul
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dad jokes
The Elevator Operator
I took an elevator up to the 69th floor for a meeting and as I was getting out,…
byPaul
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actor jokes
The Funniest Audition Story Ever
An aging actor had been out of work for months when his agent finally called. …
bySarah
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actor jokes
The Ending Makes The Whole Joke
An aging actor had developed a terrible problem: he could never remember his l…
bySarah
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engineer jokes
The Engineer’s Plan Was Surprisingly Effective
An accountant, a jazz musician, and an engineer were arguing about whether it’s…
bySarah
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lawyer jokes
The Most Ruthless Charity Joke Ever
A local charity discovered that the town’s wealthiest lawyer had never donated …
bySarah
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heaven jokes
The Biggest Mistake Heaven Ever Made
An engineer dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his file a…
bySarah
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dad jokes
A Lesson in Comebacks
A little girl asks her father, "Daddy, why don't I have a little siste…
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Marriage Jokes
A Hilarious Honeymoon Twist
Two wealthy families had been close friends for years, and when their children …
bySarah
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bar jokes
The IQ Test at the Robot Bar
A guy goes into a bar; there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "Wha…
byPaul
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short jokes
The High Price of Luxury
A sophisticated, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive…
byPaul
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priest jokes
The Millionaire and the Hidden Secret
A millionaire goes to church to make a confession. The priest asks him: "W…
byPaul
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80-year-old woman
The Old Man and the Beaver
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for a routine check-up. The doctor aske…
bySarah
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Marriage Jokes
The Perfect Ending… Or So He Thought
A man once decided that he wanted to marry the most beautiful woman he could p…
bySarah
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formal jokes
The Gift That Keeps On Dressing
This guy's father dies, so he goes to the undertaker and tells him he wants…
byPaul
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heaven jokes
Heaven or Hell
Three sinners died and arrived at Heaven’s gates: a womanizer, an alcoholic, an…
bySarah
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little johnny jokes
The Little Bird’s Messy Lesson 🐦💩
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "My parents told me a story about …
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taxi driver
The Ultimate Vegas Revenge: The Cab Driver’s Mistake
A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money. He doesn't ev…
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hell jokes
The Atheist Who Went to Hell (The Ending Will Shock You!)
An atheist dies and goes to hell The devil welcomes him and says: "Let me …
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heaven jokes
The Ultimate Good News... and the Terrifying Bad News! 🏈😇
Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When i…
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wedding
The Weight of Expectations
It's the wedding night for a young couple who have been saving themselves f…
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doctor joke
The Doctor's Deadline
A doctor tells his patient. "I have terrible news. You have a rare incurab…
byPaul
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politician
The Politician's Final Election
A politician dies… And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Pet…
bySarah
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hell jokes
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A man dies and is waiting to be transported to heaven He asks Death about what …
bySarah
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nun jokes
Good morning Sister Margaret
Sister Margaret gets out of bed, puts her robe and slippers on and heads out to…
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getting married
The Mother’s Mirror
Thomas was 32 years old and still very much single. One afternoon, while grabbi…
bySarah
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Marriage Jokes
The Black Sheep’s Secret
A man and his wife raise 4 boys. 3 of them are strapping young men, good-lookin…
bySarah
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engineer jokes
The Art of the Train Travel Trick
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference Th…
bySarah
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blonde jokes
The Ultimate Castaway
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees…
byPaul
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