An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
It could happen.
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Bill Gates is pulled over by a police officer one night after his car is seen swerving on the highway.
The police officer asks, "Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?"
Bill says, "Absolutely not, officer."
The cop says, "Can you please count backwards from 10 for me?"
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A man arrives home from work all excited, pulls his wife into the bedroom, throws her on the bed and pulls the blankets over them... She was shocked as he hadn't been like this in years!
She was just getting interested in what might happen next when he says "look, my new watch glows in the dark!"
She was just getting interested in what might happen next when he says "look, my new watch glows in the dark!"
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