Two wealthy families had been close friends for years, and when their children grew up, they
encouraged them to get married. The couple had known each other since childhood, got along well enough, and eventually agreed to it.
After a huge wedding, they headed off to a luxury honeymoon suite. Both were exhausted, so the bride asked if they could wait until morning before getting intimate. The groom happily agreed.
The next morning, she stepped out of the bathroom looking gorgeous, and the groom started undressing.
As he pulled off his socks, she noticed his toes were horribly twisted.
“Oh my God, what happened to your feet?” she asked.
He sighed. “I had a rare childhood disease called tolio. It’s kind of like polio, but it only affects the toes.”
She smiled sympathetically. “That doesn’t bother me at all.”
Relieved, he removed his pajama pants, revealing scarred, bumpy knees.
“And… what happened there?” she asked cautiously.
“Oh, that was kneesles,” he explained. “It’s similar to measles, but only affects the knees.”
Again, she reassured him it was no big deal.
Finally, he took off his underwear.
She rolled her eyes and groaned:
“Please don’t tell me you had smallcox too.” 😆
The next morning, she stepped out of the bathroom looking gorgeous, and the groom started undressing.
As he pulled off his socks, she noticed his toes were horribly twisted.
“Oh my God, what happened to your feet?” she asked.
He sighed. “I had a rare childhood disease called tolio. It’s kind of like polio, but it only affects the toes.”
She smiled sympathetically. “That doesn’t bother me at all.”
Relieved, he removed his pajama pants, revealing scarred, bumpy knees.
“And… what happened there?” she asked cautiously.
“Oh, that was kneesles,” he explained. “It’s similar to measles, but only affects the knees.”
Again, she reassured him it was no big deal.
Finally, he took off his underwear.
She rolled her eyes and groaned:
“Please don’t tell me you had smallcox too.” 😆
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