barber jokes
The Unintended Consequence of Community Service
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about…
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heaven jokes
The Ultimate Promotion Up Stairs 📈☕
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates... He is very excited, …
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heaven jokes
Why Bill Gates Got Roasted in Heaven 😂
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, Where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern …
byPaul
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husband jokes
He Gave Up Everything... And Look What Happened! 👀
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and s…
byPaul
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old age
The Senior Smoker's Secret Weapon
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, whe…
byPaul
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cheating joke
Wait, We Don't Have a Pool...
A man calls his house to ask his wife a question. A little girl picks up the ph…
byPaul
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office jokes
She Agreed For £250, Then He Said This... 😂
The young man was obsessed by the beautiful secretary in his office. He just ha…
byPaul
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doctor joke
The Patient's Master Plan! 🤪
The patient of a mental asylum is being interviewed by a doctor to see if he is…
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Marriage Jokes
The Driver's License Report Card 🚗📄
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Momm…
byPaul
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captain jokes
The Pirate Captain
A man reached a point in life where he was tired of the daily grind. So he quit…
bySarah
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heaven jokes
How A 53-Year-Old Lawyer Lived To Be 206! 💼😂
A famous lawyer dies and goes to heaven. A famous lawyer is hit by a bus and di…
byPaul
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lumberjack
The River, the Wife, and the Logistics of Hollywood
A lumberjack was chopping down a tree by a river when he dropped his axe into t…
byPaul
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football game
The Empty Seat at the World Cup Final 🏆
A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there…
byPaul
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Marriage Jokes
The "Ex-Wife" That Never Was
After a long courtship, Tom finally marries his longtime girlfriend. One day af…
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bar jokes
A Talking Duck Walks Into A Bar...
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barma…
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math joke
The Smartest Person in the Bar Wasn't a Mathematician
The Waitress Two mathematicians were having a drink at a bar. The first one sai…
bySarah
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football game
He Forgot His ID at the Bank... Then Accidentally Proved Who He Was
The Easiest ID Check Ever Alan Pardew walked into a bank in Newcastle and asked…
bySarah
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student
The Reality Behind the Legend
A student in a 300 year old university is taking a test when he makes a strange…
byPaul
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viral jokes
A Shortcut to Success
A man wakes up in a small room. The only things inside are a ladder leading to …
bySarah
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Cold War
A Cold War Accent
At the height of the cold war, the CIA tries to infiltrate Mother Russia. Befor…
byPaul
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English jokes
Why the British Agree to Disagree with Europe
A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Brit are debating philosophy. The ques…
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soldier
The Silent Interrogator
During World War II, a German soldier, a Japanese soldier, and an Italian soldi…
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Farmer Jokes
The Dead Horse Hustle: A Lesson in Greed and Luck
A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from…
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priest jokes
When You Use the Priest's Own Logic Against Him...
A married man goes into the confessional and says to his priest, "I almost…
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