The patient of a mental asylum is being interviewed by a doctor to see if he is fit for release.
Doctor: So, if you get out of here, what's the first thing you'll do?
Patient: I'm gonna get a slingshot and break every window in this goddam dump!
Doctor: Take him back!
After getting back to the main room, his friends advise him that he'll seem more normal if he talks about something like women at his next interview. So the next time, his interview goes like this:
Doctor: So, if you get out of here, what's the first thing you'll do?
Patient: I'm gonna go downtown and pick up a woman.
Doctor: Ah! And then what?
Patient: I'm gonna take her back to my hotel room.
Doctor: Yes, and then what?
Patient: I'll take off my clothes.
Doctor: Okay – and then?
Patient: I'll take off her clothes.
Doctor: And then?
Patient: I'll take the elastic out of her underwear to make a slingshot and break every window in this goddam dump!
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