As chance has it, they both meet at the heavenly
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For years, a young attorney had been spending.
For three years, a young attorney had been spending his brief vacations at a sm…
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A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visit
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first…
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Two men, from a small town in Ireland
Two men, from a small town in Ireland, were looking at a mail order catalog and…
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A teacher told her young class to ask their parent
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a m…
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A teenage boy walks into a pharmacy
A teenage boy walks into a pharmacy to buy his first box of condoms... He doesn…
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The wife goes into a tirade listing every problem.
After thirty years of marriage, a husband and wife go for counselling... When a…
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The $10,000 Loophole
A guy asks a woman on the street if he can bite her breasts for $100 "Are …
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A multi-millionaire decided to throw a party...
A multi-millionaire decided to throw a party... A multi-millionaire, living in …
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip... Sherlock Holmes and Dr Wa…
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Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block... Sister Mary Katherine live…
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Two redneck boys, Bobby and Billy-Ray, are trying.
Two redneck boys, Bobby and Billy-Ray, are trying to make some money... They de…
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee near St. Peter's …
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A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates, and announce
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates, and announces his presence to St. Peter.…
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A young nun, who worked for a local home...
A young Nun, who worked for a local home healthcare agency, was out making her…
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A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof... A man in Alberta wakes…
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One evening, as his wife is standing in the kitchen
One evening, as his wife is standing in the kitchen... A husband is beginning t…
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year-old
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year-old rancher, in town... Tom had l…
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Einstein is called on to speak at an important
One day, Einstein is called on to speak at an important science conference... O…
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Tom is having a problem and decides to seek medical
Tom always found himself oversleeping and consequently, he was continuously lat…
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After being married for over 25 years, I looked at
After being married for over 25 years, I looked at my wife one day and said... …
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding...
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary... Their domestic tra…
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A woman goes to her mailbox to retrieve her mail..
A woman gives birth to twin boys but, due to difficult circumstances, she has t…
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An old man and his wife are in bed
An old man and his wife are in bed... After lying silently for a few minutes, t…
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A local business is looking for office help...
A local business is looking for office help... They put a sign in the window sa…
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Two blonde carpenters are building a house...
Joke #1 Two blonde carpenters are building a house... One is on a ladder naili…
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A farmer had five female pigs
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to t…
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Little Johnny is in class, when his teacher...
Little Johnny is in class, when his teacher announces that they are going to tr…
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After a long, tiring day, a young lady settles down
After a long, tiring day, a young lady settles down in her train seat and close…
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Little Johnny approaches his mother with a strange
Little Johnny approaches his mother with a strange request... Little Johnny app…
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A customer enters a bar and sits down...
A customer enters a bar and sits down... A ball of string rolls into a bar and …
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A man decides to seek help due to his drinking...
A man decides to seek help from a psychiatrist due to his drinking habits... As…
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A lion wakes up one morning feeling rowdy and mean
A lion wakes up one morning feeling rowdy and mean... He corners a small monkey…
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After they get out of their cars, the woman says..
After they get out of their cars, the woman says... A woman and a man are invol…
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day... Only to be confronted…
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Little Johnny comes home from school with a black
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye.. Little Johnny comes hom…
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Murphy says, "Let's head to the pub for a few pint"
Murphy says, "Let's head to the pub for a few pints"... An Irishm…
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A teenage boy goes to church to confess
A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins... A teenage boy goes to churc…
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A woman is lying in bed with her boyfriend
A woman is lying in bed with her boyfriend when the phone... A woman finds hers…
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A well-worn $1 bill, and a similarly distressed...
A well-worn $1 bill, and a similarly distressed... A well-worn $1 bill, and a s…
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night...
Joke #1 The coach grimaced as he watched his young ice hockey team... At one p…
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A woman suspects her husband was cheating on her
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, by having an affair with…
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While at a gas station, a man noticed a woman who
Joke #1 While at a gas station, a man noticed a woman smoking as she was fillin…
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Two statues, one male and one female, came to life
Two statues, one male and one female, came to life... For decades, two heroic s…
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There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises
There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything…
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Once, in a small jungle village
Once, in a small jungle village, a businessman announced to the villagers that …
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A man is rushing to get his 8-year-old son to sch
A man is rushing to get his 8-year-old son to school on time... They’re running…
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Two men, who don't get along, are sitting next to
Two men, who don't get along, are sitting next to each... Two men, who don&…
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A man stumbles into the doctor’s office, looking..
A man stumbles into the doctor’s office, looking pale and worn out... He sits d…
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Frank, the farmer, had a nagging wife
Frank, the farmer, had a nagging wife, that made his life miserable... The only…
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