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engineers jokes

The Efficiency Expert: A Golf Course Dilemma 🏌️‍♂️🔥

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly…

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Marriage Jokes

The Secret to a Long-Distance... Vocabulary? 💍

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other fo…

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old man jokes

The Bald Man's Secret Legacy: A Pun Decades in the Making

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he star…

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Golf jokes

The Scotland Blizzard Surprise: A Golf Trip Tale

John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up…

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cab driver

The Truck Driver’s Impossible Choice 🚛💨

A truck driver named John was in court after a horrific accident where he drove…

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pilot jokes

The Most Intense "Rescue" Mission You'll Ever Hear! ✈️🛑

Two pilots are dead and brave passengers break down the door to take control of…

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businessman

The CEO's Ultimate Intelligence Test 🧠💼

A businessman is impressed by a fellow businessman and asks, "David, how d…

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bar jokes

The Bartender’s Revenge Backfires! 🍺

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer "That'll be five dollars&qu…

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little johnny jokes

Johnny’s Logical Conclusion

Neighbors of the Miller family just brought home their new baby. Unfortunately…

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little johnny jokes

The Teacher vs. Little Johnny: A Lesson in "Thinking Outside the Box" 🍦

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked …

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management

The Lean Management Specialist

A high-powered "Turnaround Consultant" was flown into a London tech h…

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stolen bike

The Sinner's Cycle

Two liberal Christian ministers who were friends decided that it would be an e…

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Golf jokes

The Best "Mistake" My Friend Ever Made 🏌️‍♂️💼

John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up…

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blonde jokes

John’s Secret to Modern Dating

John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his …

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classic jokes

Why You Should Never Trust a Politician’s Afterlife

While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck a…

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bar jokes

The Ultimate Brewery Burn 🍻

The CEOs of Budweiser, Coors, Killian's, and Guinness walk into a bar.... .…

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doctor joke

The Doctor vs. The Lawyer: A Lesson in Logic

A doctor couldn’t get hired at the hospital, so he opened his own clinic. Outsi…

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classic jokes

The Confession: Why the Priest Ran for His Life! ⛪️🏃‍♂️

A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confe…

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Family Jokes

My Son Left a Note on His Bed... I Wasn't Ready for This.

I was passing by my son's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nic…

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classic jokes

The Long Game in Vegas

A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money. He doesn't e…

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customer service

Half a Caesar salad.

The waiter smiles politely. “We have a small and a large Caesar salad. Would…

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horse racing

The Legend of the Unluckiest Lucky Number 7

A man wakes up. He sees that the time is 7:07 AM. Then he looks at the calendar…

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Golf jokes

The World’s Most "Accidental" Outdoorsman

A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks about his activity level. "W…

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The Pharmacist’s Professional Courtesy

The bell chimed as the woman approached the counter. Her voice was like dry ice…

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prison jokes

My Husband’s "Underground" Project

The iron gates of the visiting hall creaked as the session ended. Mrs. Higgins,…

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businessman

The Ultimate Career Hack

The CEO leaned back in his high-backed leather chair, steepled his fingers, and…

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taxi

The Fastest Taxi Ride in History 🚕💨

The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine …

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history joke

The Secret of Attila’s Serpent: A Legend Reborn

History remembers Attila the Hun as the "Scourge of God," a man whose…

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Wait for the Gorilla’s Final Line

A gorilla walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. The bartender does a doubl…

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Italian jokes

The Bus Ride Misunderstanding: A Lesson in Spelling

Two Italian guys hop onto a crowded city bus after work and grab the last two e…

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animal jokes

A Penguin, a Corvette, and a Very Awkward Mechanic

A penguin grows tired of the cold winters in Alaska... So he buys a used Corvet…

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bar jokes

The Weed Wacker "Logic" Lesson

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers. Jim turns …

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Texas

The Secret of the Mongolian Death Grip

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high s…

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Family Jokes

Jeeves Gets Caught

The wife of a wealthy businessman calls their butler into her bedroom while he…

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animal jokes

The Genius Who Forgot His Keys

As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note…

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Marriage Jokes

The Perfect Alibi

A man calls his wife late at night. He says, "I'm sorry honey, but I&#…

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Marriage Jokes

The Silent Secret of a 60-Year Marriage

There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. The…

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blonde jokes

The Secret to Moving a Stubborn Passenger (First Class Logic)

Once the plane has taken off, and the seatbelt signs have turned off, she gets …

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Steve's Desert Island Dilemma

A plane crashes on a desert island and the only two survivors are Steve and Sca…

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military jokes

The Ultimate Test of Bravery: Three Admirals and a Legend

A Russian, an American, and a British admiral were having a drink on an America…

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classic jokes

The Watermelon Marketing Genius 🍉

An old man is selling watermelons... His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A…

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classic jokes

The Moose Weight Limit Mistake

Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to …

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animal jokes

The Most Expensive Diagnosis in Veterinary History 🦆🏥

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet…

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husband and wife

I thought it was my lucky day... until I found out why.

This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. …

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Physics jokes

The Secret Way Physics Saves Lives 🩺⚡

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept t…

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pope jokes

The Silent Debate: How a Lunch Break Saved a Nation

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Cat…

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hell jokes

The Math Doesn't Add Up

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living r…

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military jokes

The Shortest Tour of Duty

A new Navy recruit has his first day on the submarine... He speaks with the of…

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bar jokes

The World's Most "Loved" Husband

Dave pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, “My wife must love me…

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husband and wife jokes

The Helpful Husband

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide... The fi…

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