A gorilla walks into a bar and hops up on a stool.
The bartender does a double take, but figures—hey, it’s been a weird night already—so he goes with it.
“What can I get you?”
“Martini,” the gorilla says.
The bartender nods, makes the drink, and sets it down. The gorilla reaches into his pocket and pulls out a $20 bill.
Now the bartender’s really thrown.
A gorilla just walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and is paying cash.
As he goes to the register, he gets an idea.
He comes back and hands the gorilla $1 in change.
The gorilla doesn’t react. Just sits there calmly sipping his drink.
After a minute, the bartender can’t help himself.
“You know,” he says, “we don’t get many gorillas in here.”
The gorilla takes another sip, looks at him, and says:
“At $19 a martini, I’m not surprised.”
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