Two Italian guys hop onto a crowded city bus after work and grab the last two empty seats.
They immediately launch into a loud, animated conversation, hands flying everywhere, classic Italian style.
At first, the woman sitting behind them tries to tune it out with her AirPods.
But then one of the men says, in his thick accent:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two S come together. I come again. Two S, dey come together one more time. Den I come again… and pee twice. After dat, I come one lasta time.”
The woman nearly drops her phone.
She yanks out one AirPod and leans forward, horrified.
“Excuse me!” she snaps. “That is completely inappropriate. In this country, we do not talk about our sex lives on public transport!”
The man turns around, confused, then bursts out laughing.
“Whoa, relaxa, lady,” he says. “Nobody talkin’ about sex.”
He points to his friend’s phone screen and grins.
“I’m justa teaching him how to spell Mississippi.”
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