A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks about his activity level. "What do you mean?" asks the guy.
The doctor says, "Well, for example, what did you do yesterday?"
The guy says, "Yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and in my eyes. I jumped three feet in the air when I almost stepped on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills, and hacked my way through some tall grass. After that I was so exhausted and dehydrated, I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor says, "Sounds like you are one hell of an outdoorsman!"
And the guy says, "Actually, I'm just a really shitty golfer."
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