funny story
The Hero's Last Stand: "When Did This Happen?" "About Three Minutes Ago!" 😇👊😂
A man died and was met at the pearly gates of Heaven by St. Peter himself S…
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accent
The Scottish Shepherd's "King's English" Drinking Tip! 🐑💦😂
A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to tak…
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bathroom humor
Little Johnny's "Definitely" Solid Argument! 💨💩😂
A teacher asked her class to use “definitely” in a sentence. “The sky is defini…
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bees
Tarzan's "Intimate" Moment: Checking for Bees! 🐝🌳😂
Tarzan and Jane After Tarzan and Jane have gotten to know each other for a …
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elephant
The Lion and the Elephant's "Temper": "He Could Have Just Said, 'I Don't Know!'" 🦁🐘😂
A lion was walking through the savanna. He comes across a boar. "Hey, boar…
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blue ribbon
The Kilted Scotsman's First Prize: A Blue Ribbon Discovery! 🎀🍆😂
A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whis…
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"I cut
The African Prince's 14-Inch "Problem": "Ok. I Cut, I Cut!" 🍆✂️😂
An African prince comes to the USA and meets a beautiful woman. He proposes…
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hotel bill
The Hotel Balcony Mystery: "I Beat the S**t Out of a Ghost!" 👻💩😂
Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies. They get the…
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biker
The Locked Keys and the Prison-Trained Professional! 🔑🏍️😂
An elderly woman rushed to the pharmacy to pick up medication, but when she ret…
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American
The Pole's Fork Revenge: "You Won't Make S**t Out of Me!" 🇵🇱🍴😂
Japanese, American and a Pole shipwrecked on an island and got captured by the …
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bear costume
The Halloween Bear Costume Twist: "I Lent My Costume to Your Brother!" 🐻🎃😂
A couple was invited to a Halloween party. But the wife got a terrible headache…
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call center
The "Microsoft" Scammer vs. The Man With No Computer: "You Started It!" 📞😂
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from India Thi…
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94-year-old
Agatha's Courtroom Confession: "He Yelled April Fool... So I Shot Him!" 👵🔫😂
An elderly woman winds up in court for murder. Defence barrister: 'Will yo…
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attorney
The Autopsy and the Brainless Lawyer: "Alive and Practicing Law!" 🧠⚖️😂
This actually happened... ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autops…
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lawyer jokes
The Sheriff's Nightstick Lesson: "Stop or Slow Down?" 👮♂️⚖️😂
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He th…
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bar jokes
The Irishman's $500 Bet: A Quick Practice Run! 🍻💰😂
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his throat to addres…
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cherry
The Forgetful Couple's Breakfast: "Where's the Toast?!" 🍳🥓🍦😂
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting…
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Coke
The German's Revenge: "Stop This Spitting in the Shoes, This Peeing in the Coke!" 🚂🤮😂
A German and a Dutch man are sitting next to each other on the train. The Germ…
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castaway
The Castaway's Two Churches: One I Go To, One I Used To! 🏝️⛪😂
A castaway has been stranded on a deserted island for ten years. One day a ship…
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bathroom light
The Lord's Light and the Mystery of the Fridge Pee! 💡🚽🥶😂
An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up the Doctor said, "For …
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burglar
The Burglar, the Parrot, and the Rottweiler Named Jesus! 🦜🐕🦺😂
One Late Evening, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. Tiptoe…
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army general
The General's Misunderstanding: "It's Only 21:30!" ⏰❤️😂
A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love The general thou…
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age difference
The 85-Year-Old Groom's "Impressive" Wedding Night! 👴❤️😂
At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. Because her new husband…
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bald head
The Homeless Guy's Jaguar and the House-Winning Dump! 🚓💩🏠😂
A traffic cop is standing by the road. He sees a new Jaguar speeding and pu…
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beach
The Bodybuilder's Beach Problem: "The Dang Things Are Growing Wild!" 🏖️😂
A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was suntan…
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carpenter
The Carpenter in Heaven: "Dad?" ... "Pinocchio?" 🤥🙏😂
Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man. Wonder…
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alley
The Farmer and the Widow's Alley Shortcut: "I'll Hold the Bloody Chickens!" 🐔😂
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed. …
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affair
Little Johnny's "Whole Truth" Discovery: A Mailman's Hug! 🤫✉️😂
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at…
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funny story
The Priest's Mansion Problem: When a Taxi Driver Makes People Pray! 🚕🙏😂
An elderly priest dies and is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St Peter. &qu…
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bar jokes
The Logical Scientist's Method and the Goldfish Wanker! 🐠🧠😂
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat d…
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birth control
The Irish Priest's Three Questions: "Not In My Lifetime!" 🇮🇪🙏😂
An elderly Irish priest from a little village in Mayo meets God in his sleep …
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confession
The Priest's Confession: "Jesus Christ, Don't Tell Me You Missed the F***ing Putt!" ⛳️🙏😂
A man walks into confession and says "forgive me Father, for I have sinned…
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chain
The Golden Rule of Heaven: Don't Step on the Ducks! 🦆⛓️😂
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven...... When they get th…
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authority
The DEA Agent, the Bull, and the Power of the Badge! 🐂🤠😂
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and speaks with an old ranch…
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buttface
The "Buttface" Girl and the Voice from the Sewer! 👧🚽😂
A little girl runs up to her grandmother, crying. "Grandma, wh…
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adultery
The Bar Confession: "My Wife Died a Year Ago!" 💀🥃😂
John goes to his buddy Steve and confesses to sleeping with the wife of his fri…
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Biblical humor
The Doctor's Prediction: Watching for the Star and Three Wise Men! 🌟👶😂
A woman takes her 18 -year-old daughter to the doctor. Doctor: Okay, Mrs. O…
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Catholic Charities
The Pope's $100 Million Deal: Losing the Wonder Bread Account! 🍗🍞😂
A man goes to see the Pope. "Your Holiness. I work for KFC, and we'…
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bar jokes
The Irishman's Tradition: Two Pints Means... He Quit Drinking! 🍻😂🇮🇪
An Irishman goes to a new pub, sits down and orders three pints of Guinness. Th…
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genie jokes
The Genie's Last Wish: "So Sue Me!" 🧞♂️⚖️😂
A guy finds an old lamp and rubs it. Of course a genie appears and grants the g…
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bar jokes
The Amazing Sharon Smith and Her Widowed Husband's New Ride! 🚕👰😂
A woman leaves a late-night bar in the pouring rain and hops into a cab. Th…
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affair
The "Rubbing" Confession: "$50 on the Box, Same as Putting It In!" 💰🙏😂
A man entered the confessional and told his priest, "I almost had an affai…
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parrots
The Prayerful Parrots: "Our Prayers Have Been Answered!" 🦜🙏😂
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know h…
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flirting
Jenny, Jock, and the "Gruesome" Discovery Under the Kilt! 😂🏴
Jenny and Jock are sitting on a park bench when she says "You know, Jock, …
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age
The Gravestone Age Contest: Miles from Dublin Wins at 147! 🍻👴😂
Paddy and Mick are drunk in a graveyard Paddy starts reading the gravestone…
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first time
The First-Timer's Misunderstanding of the "69"! 💨😂
A guy goes to a whorehouse for the first time. The girl comes in and says, &quo…
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Adam and Eve
Susie's Third Question: "You Stick That Thing in Me One More Time!" ✏️🍎😂
Little Susie is asleep at her desk in Bible study. Then nun teaching the class…
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heaven jokes
The Nuns at the Pearly Gates: Eve's First Words! 😇💬😂
Three nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says "You ca…
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bar jokes
The "Polish Special" Cruise: An Apple, a Barrel, and a Recurring Customer! 🚢🍎😂
A Polish fellow is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outsi…
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attractive woman
The Old Man's Perfect Reply: A Millionaire's 3-Inch Problem! 🍷💰😂
An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woma…
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