Four prisoners are killed in a prison bus accident... A drug dealer, a car thief, a bank robber and a rapist all die and are sent immediately to hell. Once there, Satan begins checking his documents and says he isn't ready for them yet... He says, "You died a little too soon, so we don't have anywhere to put you." "I will be clearing out a few places for you but in the meantime, I must send you back... " "You get a second chance to live a better life." "However, if you fall back into your old ways, you will be sent back here immediately!" All four land on the street in New York City. Within minutes, the drug dealer lifts a phone and begins calling his drug supplier... As soon as his supplier answers, "POOF!" the drug dealer disappears in a cloud of smoke. The other three continue walking until a brand-new Ferrari pulls up and the owner mistakenly thinks the car thief is a valet... He tosses him the keys and says, "Park it!" The car thief can't help himself and hops in the Ferrari ... Before he can even take his foot off the brake, "POOF!" goes the car thief. A few blocks later, the bank robber and rapist are walking past a bank... Suddenly, a group of bank robbers come running out with bags full of cash as alarms blare behind them. A single $100 bill falls gently to the ground as the robbers speed off... The bank robber looks around and then slowly bends over to grab the $100 bill... "POOF!" goes the rapist.
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