The waiter smiles politely.
“We have a small and a large Caesar salad. Would you like the small?”
The customer frowns.
“No. I don’t want small or large. I want half a Caesar salad. Why is that so hard?”
The waiter nods slowly.
“Right… half. Of course. Let me check with the chef.”
He walks into the kitchen and mutters,
“You won’t believe this—some absolute weirdo out there wants half a Caesar salad—”
He jerks his thumb over his shoulder… and freezes.
The customer is standing right behind him.
Without missing a beat, the waiter continues,
“—and this fine gentleman would like the other half.”
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