An elderly couple sat quietly in a small diner one evening when the husband leaned over and smiled.
“Mary… remember the first time we ever fooled around together? Behind the old tavern by the wooden fence?”
The old woman laughed softly.
“Oh Lord… that was over fifty years ago.”
“Wanna try it again for old times’ sake?”
She grinned.
“You old rascal… alright.”
At the next booth, a young police officer overheard the whole conversation. Trying not to laugh, he thought:
No way am I missing this.
So he quietly followed them from a distance.
The old couple slowly shuffled down the street together, both using walking canes. Eventually they reached the back of the tavern and stopped beside the old fence.
The wife lifted her skirt a little.
The husband dropped his trousers.
And then…
Absolute chaos.
The old couple started screaming, shaking, thrashing around, moaning louder than anyone the officer had ever heard in his life. It went on for nearly ten straight minutes before they both collapsed onto the ground, gasping for air.
The officer stood there stunned.
These two are in their 80s?!
After a while, the couple slowly got dressed and started walking away.
Unable to contain himself, the officer approached them.
“Sir… I don’t mean to embarrass you, but that was incredible. You two must have had an amazing marriage. What’s your secret?”
The old man trembled slightly and replied:
“Fifty years ago… that fence wasn’t electric.”
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