A woman goes to Doctor Smith to ask about options to get bigger breasts. After talking to the doc she decides that surgery is too risky. As she is leaving the doc says, "Well there is ONE THING you can do, but you have to do it EVERY DAY."
He tells her to rub her chest and say, "Eenie meenie miney moe, I want my boobs to grow, grow grow."
She shrugs this off and leaves the office.
After thinking a while she thinks, "Why not? it's free and easy, what do I have to lose?" So, every morning before work: "Eenie meenie miney moe, I want my boobs to grow, grow grow."
After a few weeks it begins to work! She is thrilled.
She wakes late one morning, and with no time for her daily mantra, rushes to catch the bus. She doesn't want to miss a day....so she goes to the back of the bus and whispers while rubbing her chest, "Eenie meenie miney moe, I want my boobs to grow, grow grow."
A man leans over to her and asks, "Excuse me. Are you a patient of Dr. Smith??"
Embarrassed, she says, "Yes. Why do you ask?"
And the guy says, "Hickory Dickory Dock..."
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