Three sinners died and arrived at Heaven’s gates: a womanizer, an alcoholic, and a stoner.
Jesus told them none of them deserved Heaven, but decided to give them one final test.
Each man would spend 100 years locked inside a room filled with the very thing that tempted them most. If they resisted, they could enter Heaven. If not… Hell awaited.
The womanizer’s room was filled with beautiful women and endless luxury.
The alcoholic’s room was packed wall-to-wall with every kind of liquor imaginable.
And the stoner? His room was covered in weed, joints, bongs — enough to last forever.
A hundred years later, Jesus returned.
The womanizer failed miserably.
The alcoholic was completely wasted.
Expecting the same outcome, Jesus opened the stoner’s door… and froze.
Not a single joint had been smoked. Every bong was untouched.
Then he spotted the stoner sitting in the corner, crying his eyes out.
The man looked up and begged:
“Please… I’m sorry… but could you at least give me a lighter?” 🔥😭
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