An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for a routine check-up.
The doctor asked, “So, how’ve you been feeling lately?”
The old man grinned proudly and said, “Never better, Doc. I just married a 20-year-old woman, and now she’s pregnant with my child!”
The doctor paused for a moment, then leaned back in his chair.
“Let me tell you a quick story,” he said.
“I have a friend about your age who loves hunting. Never misses a season. One morning, he was in such a hurry to get out the door that he accidentally grabbed his walking cane instead of his rifle.”
The old man listened carefully as the doctor continued.
“So my friend gets to the lake and spots this huge beaver sitting near the water. Naturally, he reaches for his gun… only to realize he’s holding a cane.”
“Now at this point,” the doctor said, “most people would just give up and go home.”
“But not my friend.”
“He points the cane at the beaver like it’s a rifle and yells, ‘Bang! Bang!’”
The doctor smiled.
“And somehow… the beaver drops dead instantly.”
The old man frowned. “That’s impossible. Somebody else must’ve shot the beaver.”
The doctor nodded slowly.
“My point exactly.”
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