An accountant, a jazz musician, and an engineer were arguing about whether it’s better to have a wife or a girlfriend.
The accountant said,
“A wife, obviously. You get stability, a reliable partner, and a solid environment to raise a family.”
The jazz musician shook his head.
“No way, man. A girlfriend is better. No commitments, no pressure. If things get boring, you move on and meet someone new. You’ve gotta keep life exciting.”
Then the engineer smiled and said,
“You’re both wrong. The best setup is having both a wife and a girlfriend.”
The other two stared at him in shock.
The engineer continued:
“The girlfriend thinks you’re with your wife.
The wife thinks you’re with your girlfriend.
And meanwhile… you can spend the whole night at the lab getting work done.” 😭
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