An engineer dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter checks his file and says,
“Ah… you’re an engineer. You must be in the wrong place.”
So the engineer is sent down to Hell.
Before long, he becomes frustrated with the poor conditions there. So he starts designing and building improvements. Soon enough, Hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, elevators, and escalators.
Before long, the engineer becomes extremely popular.
One day, God calls Satan and asks sarcastically,
“So, how are things going down there?”
Satan replies,
“Actually, things are great! We’ve got air conditioning, flushing toilets, escalators… and this engineer keeps coming up with new ideas.”
God says,
“What?! You’ve got an engineer? That must be a mistake. Send him up here immediately.”
Satan laughs and replies,
“No chance. I like having him here, and I’m keeping him.”
God responds,
“Send him back, or I’ll sue.”
Satan bursts out laughing:
“Oh really? And where exactly are you going to find a lawyer?” 😈
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