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Tony and Maria go to a marriage counselor. Maria goes in first, and the counsel…
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3 Guys and a Lamp 3 guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. O…
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Farmer Conor had an accident A farmer named Conor had a tractor accident and wa…
Mr. Smith went to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test result…
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A couple is approaching their 20th anniversary, and the wife decides that to ce…
Three male co-workers are having drinks at a bar. After a few too many, their t…
Three pastors of churches are sitting around having a lunch together when the t…
A dentist goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Bugatti Chi…
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A plane was about to crash, and there were only four parachutes onboard - but f…
One day, a young boy notices a beautiful girl across the street... He walks ove…
A father is listening to his young daughter say her bedtime prayers. She says, …
Four brothers left home for college to become a lawyer, a doctor, a scientist, …
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3 Texans got married First one marries a girl from Alabama, he tells here in Te…
A Jaguar is roaming the jungle and he spots a little monkey and pounces on him …
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven... At the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. P…
A 65-year-old woman has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital. While in …
Two Army boys were promoted to sergeants… Two Army boys, Leroy and Jasper, were…
Young priest visits old priest for dinner In a quiet town, an old priest invite…
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich The bartender says &qu…
Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas p…
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A woman in her eighties gets married for the fourth time A woman in her eightie…
A man dies and ends up in hell. He’s a bit confused about how he ended up there…
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A bl…
A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the…
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At a lake with rental boats, the owner speaks over the loudspeaker "Bo…
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An engineer dies and ends up getting sent to hell Engineers don't usually e…
A rich man is dying, and makes a request of his wife... "Honey, I want you…
A traveler travels to a monastery. They give him food and water and…
God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and b…
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can&#…
An American takes a trip to Ireland. The first day, he goes to the golf cou…
An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I …
It's the first day of the parapsychology class. The professor asks, "H…
