A man walks into a bar, orders a double bourbon, neat, and downs it in a single gulp.
"How big is a penguin?" he asks.
The barman says, "Around 18 inches."
He orders another double bourbon, neat, and gulps it down.
"What's the biggest a penguin can ever be?"
The barman frowns. "Three feet, maybe an inch or two more."
The man orders a third double bourbon, neat, and gulps it down even quicker.
He sighs. "I may have run over a nun."
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