Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven...
At the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter.
St. Peter says, "Forrest, we’d love to have you, but Heaven is getting a little crowded. We’ve started giving a three question entrance exam. If you get them right, you're in."
Forrest says, "Well, alright then, St. Peter. I'll try my best."
Question 1: How many days of the week start with the letter 'T'?
Forrest thinks for a second and says, "That’s easy! There’s two. Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter checks his ledger. "Not quite what we had in mind but I'll allow it... Correct."
Question 2: How many seconds are in a year?
Forrest thinks really hard, counting on his fingers. Finally, he says, "There’s twelve."
St. Peter looks surprised. "Twelve? Forrest, how do you figure that?"
Forrest says, "Well, there’s January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."
St. Peter sighs. "Technically, you're right. I'll give it to you."
Question 3: What is God's name?
Forrest smiles wide. "Oh, that’s the easiest one of all! God's name is Andy - The fella from the song we sang in church."
St. Peter is confused. "What song?"
Forrest starts singing in his slow Southern drawl: "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own..."
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