A Jaguar is roaming the jungle and he spots a little monkey and pounces on him and says
"Rawr! Who's the king of the jungle!?"
"Y-you are Sir Jaguar!"
Jaguar lets him go. Then he spots a capybara and pounces on him and says
"Rawr! Who's the king of the jungle!?"
"Y-you are Mr. Jaguar!"
Jaguar lets him go. Then he spots an elephant and pounces on the elephant's back and says
"Rawr! Who's the king of the jungle!?"
The elephant lifts the Jaguar up with his powerful trunk, swings him around in circles, slams him into the ground, into a tree and tosses him into the river.
Jaguar manages to pull himself out of the river and he says
"You don't have to be an asshole just because you don't know the answer..."
"Rawr! Who's the king of the jungle!?"
The elephant lifts the Jaguar up with his powerful trunk, swings him around in circles, slams him into the ground, into a tree and tosses him into the river.
Jaguar manages to pull himself out of the river and he says
"You don't have to be an asshole just because you don't know the answer..."
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