A couple is approaching their 20th anniversary, and the wife decides that to celebrate and as a reward for being such a loyal husband for so long, she will take him to a strip club. He demurs and says it's not necessary but she insists, so the next weekend the two of them are walking up to the hottest strip club in town.
When they get to the door, the bouncer says, "Hey, Pete, good to see you again." The wife is mystified, and once they're inside she asks her husband how the bouncer knows him. He says, "Oh, he's in my bowling league." She's skeptical but lets it go.
As they sit, a waitress approaches them holding a Michelob Light. She sets it down in front of the husband and says, "Here you go, Pete, your favorite." After the waitress leaves, the wife angrily asks her husband how a strip club waitress knows his favorite beer. "Oh, she's in the women's bowling league that our league sometimes plays with."
While they are waiting and the wife is stewing, a topless stripper approaches. "Hey Pete, are you going to be wanting your usual private session with me and Amber later?" The wife gets up and storms out of the club.
The husband chases after her, and as he opens the door, he spots her sliding into the back seat of a taxi. He runs over and slides in next to her, trying to explain that it must be a case of mistaken identity and that he'd never seen that stripper before in his life. The wife is having none of it, and berates her husband viciously for being an unfaithful slimeball jerk. She's really shouting, getting angrier and angrier.
The cabbie turns around to face the husband. "Boy, Pete, you picked a real b*tch this time, huh?"
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