A college engineering student shows up at school one morning, proudly riding a brand-new bike...
As he parks it and heads to class, his fellow engineering students gather around, admiring the sleek design and shiny frame.
"Whoa, where did you get such a nice bike?" one of his friends asks, eyes wide with curiosity.
The student grins and says, "Well, it's a funny story... "
"I was walking down the street last night, minding my own business, when this girl rode up to me on this very bike."
"She stopped right in front of me, got off, and started taking off her clothes right there on the sidewalk!... "
"She looked me right in the eye and said, 'It's all yours'... "
"So, naturally, I took the bike."
His friend laughs and shakes his head, "Wow, that's crazy!"
"But hey, good choice... "
"The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway!"
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