At a lake with rental boats, the owner speaks over the loudspeaker
"Boat number 99, please return to the dock. Your time is up!"
A few minutes pass. No boat returns.
The owner, louder this time:
"Boat number 99, return immediately or you'll be charged for overtime!"
Still nothing.
The assistant steps in and says:
"Boss… we only have 75 boats. There is no number 99."
After a couple of seconds, the owner grabs the mic again and says:
"Boat number 66… everything okay out there?"

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