At a lake with rental boats, the owner speaks over the loudspeaker

"Boat number 99, please return to the dock. Your time is up!"

A few minutes pass. No boat returns.

The owner, louder this time:

"Boat number 99, return immediately or you'll be charged for overtime!"

Still nothing.

The assistant steps in and says:

"Boss… we only have 75 boats. There is no number 99."

After a couple of seconds, the owner grabs the mic again and says:

"Boat number 66… everything okay out there?"

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