One afternoon, a doctor and his wife were playing golf at the local country club...
While on the first tee, his wife drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway.
The doctor was amazed, "Wow, I have never seen you play this well before!" he said.
"Well," his wife replied, "I took lessons."
A couple of days later, while on the tennis court playing mixed doubles, the wife smashed all of her serves and never missed a point.
The doctor said, "Wow, I have never seen you hit so well before!"
His wife replied, "Well, I took lessons."
That night, they settled into a nice dinner at home.
The doctor's wife brought out appetizers, two perfect plates of Beef Wellington and Baked Alaska for dessert.
The doctor said, "Wow, I have never seen you cook like this before!"
Again, his wife replied, "Well, I took lessons."
That night, after dinner, she gave him "that look", and they went upstairs to their bedroom.
Before his wife could speak, he added... "I want a divorce".
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