A pilot forgets to turn off the PA system...
The pilot comes over the intercom and announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached cruising altitude and will be landing in approximately 30 minutes."
However, he forgets to flip the switch and the microphone remains hot. The entire plane hears him turn to his co-pilot and say, "Man, you know what I'm gonna do? First, I’m going to have a nice, hot cup of tea, and then I’m going to go back there and fuck the hell out of the new stewardess."
Hearing this, the stewardess goes pale with embarrassment. She realizes she has to stop him immediately before he says anything else. She sprints from the back of the plane, dashing down the aisle toward the cockpit.
In her panic, she doesn't see a child’s backpack sticking out into the aisle. She trips hard and goes flying, landing flat on her face right next to the child's seat.
The little boy looks down at her, shakes his head, and says:
"Why are you running so fast? He said he was going to drink his tea first!"
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