A nun is having a bath when she hears a knock at the door....
"Who is it?" she calls out.
"It's the blind man," comes the reply.
She panics for a moment, horrified at the thought of anyone seeing her naked but then realises that, being blind, there's no risk at all.
"Alright," she says. "You can come in."
The man walks in, looks straight at her and says:
"Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?"
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