It's the first day of the parapsychology class. The professor asks, "How many of you believe in ghosts?" All of the hands go up.
"And how many of you have ever seen a ghost?"
About 90% of the hands go up.
"And how many of you have ever touched a ghost?"
About 20% of the hands go up.
"And how many of you have ever had sex with a ghost?"
One hand in the back goes up.
"Really!" says the professor. "I've been teaching this class for 15 years, and nobody has ever raised their hand to that question. Sir, could you please stand up and tell the class what it was like to have sex with a ghost?"
The man stands up and says, "I'm terribly sorry. I thought you said 'a goat.'"
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