A man dies and ends up in hell. He’s a bit confused about how he ended up there but goes over to Satan, who tells him he’s in the right place. “So,” says Satan, “you’re stuck here, but you do get to choose where you spend eternity.” He takes the guy to a room, where everyone is standing on their head in 100 degree heat.
“Pass!” says the guy. “What else have you got?”
“We have two more rooms,” says Satan, leading him to another door. Inside there are a bunch of people standing on their heads, in subzero temperatures. The guy shivers. “No thanks! What’s the last option?”
In the last room everyone is standing around chatting and drinking coffee, up to their knees in raw sewage. The guy thinks for a minute and then says to Satan “Ok, this is the one. It stinks, but at least there’s coffee.”
Satan leaves him there, and the guy wanders off to look for the coffee. Before he finds it, Satan comes back into the room.
“Ok you lot, coffee break is over. Back on your heads!”
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