pilot jokes

✈️ The Pilot Forgot the Mic Was On... and the Whole Plane Heard His Plans!

A pilot forgets to turn off the PA system... The pilot comes over the intercom …

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bar jokes

The $10,000 Bar Bet: Why He Lost $500 on Purpose!

A man walks into a bar... He goes up to the bartender and asks him if he likes …

byPaul -3:26 PM

Marriage Jokes

Texas Husband vs. Bronx Bride: A Painful Lesson 🤕🥊

3 Texans got married First one marries a girl from Alabama, he tells here in Te…

byPaul -9:05 AM

jungle humor

The Jaguar Who Learned the Hard Way

A Jaguar is roaming the jungle and he spots a little monkey and pounces on him …

byPaul -1:38 AM

heaven

Forrest Gump’s Heaven Exam: The "Andy" Revelation

Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven... At the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. P…

byPaul -3:11 PM

short jokes

The Makeover That Fooled Even God

A 65-year-old woman has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital. While in …

byPaul -6:10 AM

military jokes

The Sergeant’s Costly Dictionary Mistake 🎖️

Two Army boys were promoted to sergeants… Two Army boys, Leroy and Jasper, were…

byPaul -4:10 AM

priest jokes

The Truth Under the Pillow: A Witty Tale of Two Priests

Young priest visits old priest for dinner In a quiet town, an old priest invite…

byPaul -3:20 PM

bar jokes

The Welder Duck: A Circus Act or Just a Trade?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich The bartender says &qu…

byPaul -5:44 AM

husband and wife jokes

Why Jack Woke Up to a Rose After the Worst Night Ever

Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas p…

byPaul -7:42 AM

Christmas jokes

A Little Christmas Joke - The "Miracle" Porsche: Faith or Just Ridiculous?

A Little Christmas Joke This guy Joe arrives to pick up his fiancée for a date …

byPaul -11:06 PM

grandma jokes

The Perfect Marriage Rhyme

A woman in her eighties gets married for the fourth time A woman in her eightie…

byPaul -3:53 PM

hell jokes

The Most Relatable Joke About Coffee Breaks

A man dies and ends up in hell. He’s a bit confused about how he ended up there…

byPaul -3:48 PM

blonde jokes

She Solved It, But They Didn't Get It! 🚩

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A bl…

byPaul -2:45 AM

husband and wife comedy

The Truth About Who's in Charge

A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the…

byPaul -3:22 PM

blonde jokes

The Mystery of the Peanut Butter Sandwich

There was an Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy, who were construction worke…

byPaul -12:22 AM

boat jokes

The "Upside Down" Boat Rental Blunder | A Hilarious Short Story

At a lake with rental boats, the owner speaks over the loudspeaker "Bo…

byPaul -12:04 AM

marriage

Why Marriage in Heaven is a Bad Idea! 😂

A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven A man and his gi…

byPaul -3:21 PM

engineer

The Engineer Who Fixed Hell

An engineer dies and ends up getting sent to hell Engineers don't usually e…

byPaul -6:39 AM

Rich man jokes

The $5 Million Mistake: Why the Attic Was the Wrong Choice

A rich man is dying, and makes a request of his wife... "Honey, I want you…

byPaul -2:15 AM

the monk jokes

The Forbidden Sound: What the Monks Were Hiding

A traveler travels to a monastery. They give him food and water and…

byPaul -3:15 PM

life jokes

Why Life is Divided Into Four Stages

God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and b…

byPaul -4:33 AM

bar jokes

He Had One Wish Left... And He Chose Poorly.

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can&#…

byPaul -2:25 AM

American

The Real Reason Your Golf Partner is Running Late.

An American takes a trip to Ireland. The first day, he goes to the golf cou…

byPaul -3:27 PM

Christmas joke

How to Get Your Kids Home for Christmas (The Irish Way) 🇮🇪🎄

An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I …

byPaul -6:55 AM

classroom jokes

The Most Honest Student in Parapsychology Class 👻🐐

It's the first day of the parapsychology class. The professor asks, "H…

byPaul -6:46 AM

Farmer Jokes

The American Farmer and the Irish Tractor

There was once a very successful American farmer who started gaining interest i…

byPaul -6:04 PM

cruise ship

The Cheaters' Cruise: "I've Been Gathering You All for YEARS!" 🚢🌊⚖️

A woman has an affair and cheats on her husband after years of a happy marriage…

byPaul -4:34 AM

blonde jokes

The Lawyer vs. The Blonde: "What Has 3 Legs Going Up and 4 Coming Down?" ✈️💰🧠

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a plane. A blonde a…

byPaul -4:29 AM

contact lenses

The Smartest Guys: The Florida Man's Contact Lens Deduction 🧠🕶️😂

Smartest guys from Arkansas, Mississippi and Florida are called in for a top se…

byPaul -4:45 PM

Lawyer

Texas Justice: "Do You Want Me To Stop, Or Just Slow Down?" 🤠👊😂

TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs. NEW YORK LAWYER A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pul…

byPaul -8:15 AM

heaven

The Pope, The Lawyer, and the Ferrari: "Popes Are a Dime a Dozen!" 🇻🇦🏎️😂

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. An angel shows him to his apartment and g…

byPaul -6:04 AM

salesman

The Ugly Jacket Sale: "His Seeing Eye Dog Sure Put Up a Fight!" 🐕🧥😂

A young man moves from a rural are to a big city. He goes into an upscale men&#…

byPaul -5:26 PM

teacher

The Old Timers Club: Waiting for Half-Price Happy Hour! 🍹💰😂

Four old retirees are walking down a street in Tombstone, Arizona... ...whe…

byPaul -5:21 PM

heaven

The Lawyer's Billable Hours: "You're Two Hundred and Six!" ⚖️🕰️😂

A famous lawyer dies and goes to heaven. A famous lawyer is hit by a bus an…

byPaul -3:19 PM

salesman

The Mega-Store Salesman: "Your Weekend's Shot, You Might As Well Go Fishing!" 🎣🚗😂

A young guy moves to California and goes to local mega-store looking for a job.…

byPaul -5:05 AM

psychiatrist

The SysAdmin's Identity Crisis: "I'm Running Your New Network Cables!" 💻🐍😂

A psychiatrist is sitting in his office, bored out of his mind... Suddenly,…

byPaul -5:01 AM

heaven

The Cheating Husband's Freezer: "We'd Both Still Be Alive!" 🥶💔😂

Two  Ladies Meet Up in Heaven 1st woman:    Hi!Wanda.           2nd wo…

byPaul -4:59 AM

husband and wife jokes

The Husband's Christmas Gift Defense: "No Woman Would Convict Me!" 🎁🧹😂

My wife is very practical, and has never really liked jewelry. Or chocolates. O…

byPaul -3:54 PM

husband and wife jokes

The Cowboy Boots Problem: "Should've Bought a Hat, Robert!" 🤠👢😂

Old man always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots. So, seeing so…

byPaul -3:51 PM

little girl joke

The 4-Year-Old Construction Foreman

A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construc…

byPaul -3:48 PM

irish jokes

The Tailor Knew EVERYTHING

Fred had been suffering from terrible headaches for over twenty years. Fina…

byPaul -5:47 AM

husband and wife jokes

The Wife's Day Off: "Well, Today I Didn't Do It." 🏡 chaos 😂

A man came home from work... ...and found his five children outside, still in t…

byPaul -5:03 AM

Farmer Jokes

The Mystic Traveler and the Sheep: "Goddamn Liars! Don't Believe A Word!" 🐑🤫😂

Knock at the door. Farmer goes to open it. "Yes?" "Hell…

byPaul -4:52 AM