A young man moves from a rural are to a big city. He goes into an upscale men's store to apply for a job
The owner looks at the country hick and tells him that the store's clientele are used to a certain style and look for quality. He asks the young man if he's sure that he can handle a sales job in a high-class establishment.
The young man says "Well, I was the best salesman at Joe's Clothing and Fish Bait store for the past two years. I reckon I can handle this place."
The owner is skeptical but thinks it would be nice to have a relaxing lunch for once so he tell the young guy that he can work on a trial basis.
The owner says he accidentally bought a sports jacket that had several loud colors. If the young man can sell that jacket, he will have a full-time job.
The owner has a relaxing lunch with a glass of scotch. A couple hours later he goes back to his store. The young man had a huge smile on his face but looked like he had been in a vicious fight.
The owner asks "What happened?" The young guy says "I sold that ugly jacket like you asked." The owner then asks "Did the buyer try to return it and fight you?" "No," says the young man. "He was nice and peaceful but his seeing eye dog sure did put up a fight."
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