Old man always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots.
So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Wife looked him over. "Nope", she said.
Frustrated, husband stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked wife, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?"
Wife looked up and said, "Robert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious, husband yelled, "And do you know why it's hanging down, Margaret?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"It's hanging down, because it's looking at my new boots!"
Wife sighed and replied, "Shoud've bought a hat, Robert! Should've bought a hat."
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