driving jokes

Why You Should Be Careful on the Roads...

A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments. &q…

byPaul -11:53 PM

firefighter jokes

The Brake-less Blazebusters: The Luckiest Firefighters in Indiana

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana The fire department was…

byPaul -4:13 AM

neighbor

The $100 Loophole: How Bob Had the Last Word 🐷

Bob was sued by his neighbor for defamation of character. She claimed that duri…

byPaul -2:57 PM

classic jokes

The Secret to Staying 70 (and a Lesson in Eavesdropping) 🤫👵

A 70 year old woman gets a face lift and a boob job and is feeling like a milli…

byPaul -11:24 PM

Golf jokes

The Mystery of the "Unlosable" Golf Ball ⛳️

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one guy notic…

byPaul -11:19 PM

1970s humor

The Professor’s Nasty Comeback: The Newfoundland Boat 🚢

Back in the 70's there was an old professor who started every class with a …

byPaul -6:58 AM

Golf jokes

The Problem with 85-Year-Old Caddies...

"How was your golf game today, dear?" asks Jack's wife. Jack says…

byPaul -1:26 AM

hospital jokes

Why You Should Watch Where You Work!

Hospital waiting room Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their w…

byPaul -5:40 AM

math

Why All the Plumbers in This Room Are Secretly Geniuses

"A math professor, Dave, has a problem with his sink, so he calls a plumbe…

byPaul -4:32 PM

military jokes

The Bravest Soldiers in History: Why the Gurkhas Didn't Need Parachutes

During the WWII British general wanted to drop an elite squad behind the Japane…

byPaul -11:22 PM

car jokes

The Ultimate Car Flex: Why This Yugo Driver Laughed at a Rolls-Royce

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls Royce The driver o…

byPaul -3:15 PM

political humor

The Politician's Magic Phone Call: A Village Lesson in Honesty

A slick politician in a $5,000 suit rolled into a tiny, dirt-poor village in a …

byPaul -3:46 PM

Marriage Jokes

The Literal Truth: Why Tony Follows His Father's Advice Too Closely

Tony and Maria go to a marriage counselor. Maria goes in first, and the counsel…

byPaul -5:41 PM

blonde jokes

She Stood Up for Blondes... Then This Happened! 🇳🇴

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing t…

byPaul -3:45 AM

blind man

The Nun and the "Blind" Man: A Classic Misunderstanding

A nun is having a bath when she hears a knock at the door.... "Who is it?&…

byPaul -3:20 PM

sailor

The Sailor's "Free" Trip to Europe: A Staten Island Surprise

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her l…

byPaul -2:59 AM

priest jokes

The Priest’s Big Mistake: A Lesson in Making Assumptions

A completely smashed guy in a torn shirt with lipstick marks all over his face …

byPaul -5:11 PM

genie jokes

3 Guys, 9 Wishes, and One Massive Mistake

3 Guys and a Lamp 3 guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. O…

byPaul -2:46 AM

blonde jokes

The Scariest Road Trip Ever! | The I-35 Speed Limit Mistake 🚗💨

A cop pulls over a blonde driving 35 on a 75 MPH highway The cop asks the blond…

byPaul -11:32 PM

Farmer Jokes

The Farmer, the Trooper, and the "Circle Flies"

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding The trooper started to…

byPaul -3:24 AM

bar jokes

The Penguin A Dark Humor Bar Tale

A man walks into a bar, orders a double bourbon, neat, and downs it in a single…

byPaul -5:12 AM

Farmer Jokes

The Reason Farmer Conor Was "Just Fine"

Farmer Conor had an accident A farmer named Conor had a tractor accident and wa…

byPaul -7:34 PM

medical jokes clean funny

The Doctor's Brutal Advice: The Mrs. Smith Mix-Up

Mr. Smith went to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test result…

byPaul -6:18 AM

engineering jokes

Engineering Student Logic: The Funniest Bike Story

A college engineering student shows up at school one morning, proudly riding a …

byPaul -2:06 AM

Marriage Jokes

Caught in the Act: Pete's "Loyal" Anniversary

A couple is approaching their 20th anniversary, and the wife decides that to ce…

byPaul -7:36 AM

bar jokes

The Dangerous Secret: Why You Should Never Trust a Co-worker at a Bar

Three male co-workers are having drinks at a bar. After a few too many, their t…

byPaul -2:41 AM

Pastor Jokes

The Tithe Dilemma: How 3 Pastors Spend Your Sunday Offering

Three pastors of churches are sitting around having a lunch together when the t…

byPaul -7:12 AM

irish jokes

The $1.5 Million Mistake: Why This Moped Outran a Bugatti

A dentist goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Bugatti Chi…

byPaul -6:27 AM

irish jokes

"She Ran Out of Gas!" — The Funniest Dog Walk Misunderstanding

A little girl asks, "Mom, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?&…

byPaul -3:46 PM

irish jokes

The "Smartest" Leader’s Big Mistake!

A plane was about to crash, and there were only four parachutes onboard - but f…

byPaul -3:55 PM

irish jokes

DNA Drama: The Neighborhood’s Biggest Secret! 🧬😂

One day, a young boy notices a beautiful girl across the street... He walks ove…

byPaul -6:43 AM

irish jokes

The Bedtime Prayer: A Deadly Plot Twist

A father is listening to his young daughter say her bedtime prayers. She says, …

byPaul -2:18 AM

Family Jokes

The Most Expensive Chicken Dinner Ever Served

Four brothers left home for college to become a lawyer, a doctor, a scientist, …

byPaul -7:18 AM