A Texan walks into a bar in Ireland... He clears his voice to address the crowd of drinkers and says, "I hear you Irish are damn good drinkers." "I'll bet $500 American dollars that nobody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and not one patron takes up the Texan's offer... One man even leaves the bar. Thirty minutes later the same man who left earlier returns and taps the Texan on the shoulder... "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman. The Texan says, "Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks." The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar... Immediately the Irishman tears into the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back. The other patrons cheer as the Texan watches in amazement... The Texan gives the Irishman his money and says, "If you don't mind me askin', where'd you go when you left here earlier?" The Irishman replies, "Oh, I just went to the pub down the street... " "To see if I could do it first."
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