A woman's husband was cheating on her... so, the woman and her husband got a divorce, and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a beautiful lamp tossed in the streets... She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp! The genie said, "I feel that you are divorced... " "so, I will grant you 3 wishes, but know that anything you ask for your ex-husband will get as well, only double!" The woman thought about it, then replied, "I want to be rich!" So, the woman became rich, and her ex-husband became twice as rich! For her second wish, the woman said, "I want to be beautiful!" So, the woman became beautiful, and her ex-husband became twice as beautiful. "Okay", the genie says, "This is your last wish, so be careful what you wish for." The woman thinks really hard, and finally comes to a decision... "I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!"
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