A saddened cowboy walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The cowboy replies, "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man... " "I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender looks shocked and says, "I'm sorry, but I can't help you kill yourself." The cowboy asks, "Well, what would you do in my situation?" The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says, "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife... " "I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy." The cowboy jumps up from his stool and shouts, "That's a great idea!" and runs out of the bar. A couple of hours goes by, and the bartender is starting to get nervous... when the cowboy walks back into the bar with a big smile on his face. "Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously. "Nope!... " "I slept with your wife."
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