hell jokes
The German's Request: A Dark Comedy of Precision
An American, a Brit, and a German are all sent to hell. The devil tells them th…
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classic jokes
The Chief, the Weatherman, and the Wood Pile 🪓
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief …
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dad jokes
The "Perfect" Catch: A Blind Date with a Twist
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting a…
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classic jokes
The Desert Gear Dilemma 🌵🧥
A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?” Th…
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classic jokes
The Day Einstein Switched Places 🚗💨
One day, Albert Einstein was on his way to a science convention for a speech. O…
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Italian jokes
The Only Way to Silence an Italian Spy 🇮🇹🕵️♂️
A French, a German and an Italian spy are captured one day. The captors grab th…
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Marriage Jokes
The "Pants" Lesson 👖🚫
A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new hom…
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pharmacist
The "Religious" Boyfriend
A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him they…
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bar jokes
40 Years in Three Drinks: The Most Relatable Plot Twist
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "This is the third time I&…
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taxi driver
The Cabbie and Frank Feldman
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into th…
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classic jokes
The One Thing More Important Than Family
An elderly Jewish man is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, h…
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old man jokes
The Day the Cemetery Spoke
On the outskirts of town, there was huge nut tree by the cemetery f…
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Golf jokes
She beat the guys right-handed AND left-handed. Here’s how she chose.
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their go…
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classic jokes
The 40-Year Full Circle 🍻
A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Fi…
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manager
The Balloonist and the Programmer: A Management Masterclass
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotte…
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Marriage Jokes
The Secret They Kept Until Their Wedding Night... 🧦
A young couple decided to wed but, as the big day approached, they grew apprehe…
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blonde jokes
The Dark Tunnel: A Tale of Four Passengers and One Slap
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a co…
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teacher jokes
Outsmarting the Teacher
One day a teacher asked the class: “Alright lads, imagine there are 10 birds si…
bySarah
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classic jokes
The Secret Life of a Janitor (A Tale of Three Careers)
A lawer, a surgeon, and a janitor are going on a camping trip... wh…
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classic jokes
5 Surgeons, 5 Patients, and 1 Brutal Truth
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate …
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military jokes
The Ultimate "Dear John" Response 📸
While deployed to Afghanistan, a Marine received a "Dear John" letter…
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husband and wife jokes
The Ultimate Reverse Psychology Backfire
A woman's husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at h…
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little johnny jokes
Little Johnny Knows Too Much! 🤫
Little Johnny was told by his friends that adul…
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wealth
The Wisdom Trap: Why Being Smart?
An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you…
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pope jokes
The Most Powerful Passenger in the World
After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notic…
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bar jokes
The Psychology Student's "Social Experiment" Backfires!
A good looking young guy watches an attractive woman at a bar for some time, th…
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irish jokes
Why This Irishman Only Ordered Two Pints.
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin... He orders three pints of Guinness, th…
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ghost joke
The Ultimate Misunderstanding 🐐👻
A visiting lecturer is giving a seminar on supernatural. To get a feel for his …
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work jokes
The Brightest Way to Get a Day Off 💡
A couple of fellers are having a dull day at work and one of them says "yo…
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prison jokes
A "Different" Kind of Rehab
Two drug dealers are given a chance by a judge to avoid prison... The judge te…
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classic jokes
The Dragon Slayer's Debt: A Royal Trap
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the Dra…
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classic jokes
The High Cost of Keeping Score
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. …
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classic jokes
The Full Circle: A 20-Year Search for "The One"
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. Wh…
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classic jokes
The Train Obsession That Went Horribly Wrong
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killi…
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Farmer Jokes
The Farmer, The Mule, and The Highway Patrolman: Why Joe Was "Fine"
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries f…
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husband and wife jokes
The World's Most Misunderstood Car Accident
The Unfortunate Accident A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a…
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KGB Jokes
The Spy, the Chef, and the Politician: A Cold War Mystery
Three friends were locked up by the KGB During the Cold War, three travelers we…
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genie jokes
The Million Dollar Tea: The World's Most Expensive Mistake
An Arab is sitting in a millionaire's restaurant in Dubai having lunch, whe…
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animal jokes
The Rhino’s Existential Crisis: Breaking the Fourth Wall
A rhinoceros wakes to find itself in a room with no doors or windows. All four…
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barber jokes
The Secret Trick Barbers Use (And Why It Involves Your Mother-in-Law) 💇♂️✂️
I went to get a haircut the other day, and the barber kept asking me the same q…
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classic jokes
The Most Iconic Radio Fail Ever 🎙️🤬
A radio show asked people to call in with words they made up "Alright sir,…
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