A visiting lecturer is giving a seminar on supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About ninety students raise their hands. Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?' About forty students raise their hands. 'That's really good .
I'm realy glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' Fifteen students raise their hands.
'That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands. 'That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' One student in the back raises his hand. The lecturer is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, 'Son, all the years i've been giving this lecture, no-one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the pondium. The lecturer says, 'Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.
The student replies, 'Ghost? Damn. From back there I thought you said 'goats'!'
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