A hard drinker walks into a local bar and sees three darts laying across the bar top... "Hey, bartender!" the drunk slurs, "What's with these darts?" "Oh," the bartender says, "It's a new promotion we're running... " "Whoever gets three bullseyes in a row wins a prize." The drunk stands up, swaying fearfully, and says, "Where's that dartboard?!"... He throws the first dart, nearly toppling over in the process but, he gets a bullseye! The drunk throws the second dart with one eye closed and gets another bullseye! The bartender is amazed! The drunk throws the third dart toward the dartboard and instantly turns back to the bar and yells for his prize... not even seeing it hit the bullseye! But the bartender has nothing to give him... Statistically, nobody, much less this inebriate, should hit three in a row in 100 years! Not knowing what else to do, the bartender goes in the back, grabs his pet turtle out of the tank, and hands it to the drunk. Satisfied, the drunk leaves... A month goes by and the same drunk walks in... "Hey, bartender! You still got those darts?" he slurs. The bartender obliges him thinking, "What are the odds?" Bam. Bam. Bam... Once again, he makes all three shots! "Hey! I won again! Now where's my prize?" the drunk yells. The bartender is blown away, but a deal is a deal... "Okay, it's been a while and I've forgotten." "What did I give you last time?" The drunk downs a shot and says... "Roast beef on a hard roll."
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