During WWII, During WWII, an English pilot's plane was shot down and captured by the Germans... The Englishman's body was riddled with bullets, but he survived. After spending weeks in the hospital, the prisoner seemed to have recovered... Until one day when the German guard told him, "Prisoner, your arm is infected with gangrene, we must remove it." The English prisoner asked, "Well okay, but could you drop it over England for me when you go bombing." The German guard replied, "Ya, we can do that for you." A few weeks later, the German guard told the English prisoner that they needed to remove his other arm. The English prisoner again asked, "Well, could you drop it over England like you did the last time." "Ya, we will," said the German guard. About a week later, the German guard told the prisoner that they needed to remove his right leg as well. Once again, the prisoner asked, "Well, could you do the same as before? Drop my leg over England?" The German guard replied, "Ya, we will." Not a week had passed when the German guard told the prisoner they needed to remove his other leg... "Well," began the prisoner, "could you just... " "No!" snapped the German guard. Confused, the English prisoner asked, "But, why not?" The guard replied, "We have reason to believe... " "You are trying to escape!" The Englishman's body was riddled with bullets, but he survived. After spending weeks in the hospital, the prisoner seemed to have recovered... Until one day when the German guard told him, "Prisoner, your arm is infected with gangrene, we must remove it." The English prisoner asked, "Well okay, but could you drop it over England for me when you go bombing." The German guard replied, "Ya, we can do that for you." A few weeks later, the German guard told the English prisoner that they needed to remove his other arm. The English prisoner again asked, "Well, could you drop it over England like you did the last time." "Ya, we will," said the German guard. About a week later, the German guard told the prisoner that they needed to remove his right leg as well. Once again, the prisoner asked, "Well, could you do the same as before? Drop my leg over England?" The German guard replied, "Ya, we will." Not a week had passed when the German guard told the prisoner they needed to remove his other leg... "Well," began the prisoner, "could you just... " "No!" snapped the German guard. Confused, the English prisoner asked, "But, why not?" The guard replied, "We have reason to believe... " "You are trying to escape!"
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