Dave has been in the insurance business for 25 years... Finally, sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month... Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet. After six months of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door...
He opens it, and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "I'm your neighbor from up the road... " "Havin' a party Friday night, thought you might like to come." "Great," says Dave, "after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks." "I'll be there!" As the man is leaving, he stops... "Gotta warn you though, there's gonna be some drinkin." "Not a problem," says Dave, "I can drink with the best of ‘em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops... "More ‘n likely gonna be some fightin’ too." "Well, I get along with people," says Dave, "I’ll be all right."
The man continues, "More’n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that’s really not a problem," replies Dave, warming to the idea... "I’ve been all alone for six months. I’ll definitely be there." "By the way, what should I wear?" "Don’t much matter," replies the big man... "Just gonna be the two of us."
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