A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are sitting on a park bench one afternoon, leisurely smoking... The blonde is holding a pack of Camels, the redhead is savoring a Marlboro... While the brunette flips her pack of Kools between her fingers as she talks. Out of nowhere, dark clouds roll in like uninvited guests at a party... Within moments, the sky bursts open, unleashing a sudden, drenching downpour. The three women scramble to shield themselves, but the brunette and the redhead clearly have a plan... With synchronized precision, they each pull a condom from their purses, slide them over their cigarettes, and tie them off securely. The blonde, however, is bewildered. She watches them with wide eyes, her Camel slowly getting soggy in the rain... "What are you doing?" she finally asks, the water dripping off her nose. The brunette, her cigarette perfectly dry under its new raincoat, says matter-of-factly, "We’re saving them for later." The blonde is amazed, "Wow, that’s so smart!" she says, nodding enthusiastically. Without hesitation, she leaps up and jogs to the nearest convenience store, her flip-flops splashing through puddles... Once inside, she marches straight up to the clerk behind the counter and announces, "I need a condom!" The clerk, caught off guard but professional, nods and asks, "Okay, what size do you need? Small, medium, or large?" The blonde pauses, considering this for a moment. Finally, she replies confidently, "I don’t know... " "One to fit a Camel?"
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