Redneck Ray strolls into an ice cream parlor and looks up at the menu over the counter... He tells the clerk, "I’d like a gallon of your chocolate ice cream, please." The clerk replies, "Sorry Sir, we’re all out of chocolate. I’d be happy to get you another flavor though." Ray says, "Oh alright. I’ll just have a pint of chocolate then." The clerk, frustration starting to show, says, "Sir, as I just explained to you, we are all out of chocolate... " He then points to a sign that reads: "Sorry, we are out of chocolate today". Ray thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh I get it. I’ll just have a scoop of chocolate then." The clerk, trying to hold back his rage, says, "Sir, as I’ve already told you, we are completely out of chocolate!" At this point, the clerk is beginning to wonder if the customer even knows how to read... So, he asks him, "Sir, where is the "v" in vanilla?" Ray, taken aback by the question, answers, "At the beginning?" The clerk says, "Very good. Now where is the "y" in strawberry?" Ray replies,"Uhhh, at the end?" The clerk says, "Right again, maybe I underestimated you. Now where is the "f" in chocolate?" Ray ponders this question for a while with a look of concentration on his face... Then finally says, "There ain't no "f" in chocolate." "Exactly," replies the clerk.
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