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She is so excited - it's her first football game!... She leaves the refreshment stand and maneuvers her way to her seat with a hotdog, fries, and a large soft drink. As she sits down, she carefully places the cardboard tray in her lap... She is just about to unwrap her foil-covered hotdog when somebody in the stands yells, "Jane! Jane! Up here!" She wraps her hotdog back up, sets the tray down in front of her, stands up, and looks around... but doesn't see anybody. She sits back down, puts her tray back in her lap, unwraps the hotdog again, and opens a mustard packet... That’s when she hears it again, "Jane! Jane! We're up here!" Again, she places everything back on her tray and sets it down on the floor... She stands up and looks around but again sees nothing. She is starting to get frustrated... She sits back down, eats a french fry, takes a sip of her drink, puts mustard on her hotdog, and is just about to take a bite... When again she hears, "Jane! Jane! Up here!" Now, she’s very frustrated! She quickly sets everything down, stands up, turns around, and yells back... "My name isn’t Jane, it’s Suzy!"

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