The general and his men are looking for a place to stay one night after a long battle... After marching through the woods for some hours, they find a farm. The general knocks on the door and a farmer answers... The general says, "Excuse me sir, I’m sorry to bother you. My men and I have been in battle all day, and are very tired... " "Can you put us up for the night?" The farmer replies, "Well I only have room for one of you." The general looks around at his 100 men, and points to a young soldier... "Peters, you were wounded badly in that last battle and kept fighting. You deserve it. Step inside." Peters steps up, and stays with the farmer for the night... Now without their buddy Peters, the men feel as depressed as ever, and have no place to stay. The general and his battered soldiers continue marching... Eventually they find a brothel. The general knocks on the door excitedly and the head mistress answers... "Excuse me ma’am, my men and I have been fighting a battle all day, and are very tired... " "Can you put us up for the night? We can pay." The mistress closes the door for a moment... She excitedly tells the prostitutes, "It’s been months with no business girls, but we have a whole caravan of handsome young soldiers waiting outside!" The girls giggle excitedly and begin to primp for all the soldiers, having gone months without any business... The mistress opens the door and tells the general, "We’d be happy to put you up for the night! How many of you are there?" The general turns around, looks at his men, and says, "Well, we now have 99, without Peters." The mistress replies... "You're sh@##ing me!"
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