An old man walks into a bank, and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn savings account!" To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon sir." "I must have misunderstood you, what did you say?" "Listen up, damn it," said the old man, "I said I want to open a damn savings account, right now!" "I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." The teller then leaves the window, and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation... They both return and the manager asks the old man, "What seems to be the problem here?" The old man yelled, "I just won 50 million bucks in the frickin lottery and I want to open a damn savings account in this frickin bank!" "I see," says the manager... "and this bitch is giving you trouble?"
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