Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide... The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that... " "I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, what a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife too... " "I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... " "What does she look like?" The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing tiny shorts... " "What does your wife look like?" To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter... " "Let’s look for yours."
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