A pianist is hired to play background music for a movie, thinking it’s just another gig to add to his portfolio... After spending hours composing and recording, he finally asks the producer, "So, when and where can I catch this masterpiece on the big screen?" The producer, shifting uncomfortably, clears his throat and says, "Well, uh, actually, it’s an adult film... " "It’ll be out in about a month or so." A month later, curiosity and a sense of obligation get the better of him, so he decides to check out the movie... He pulls his coat collar up to his ears, dons the darkest pair of sunglasses he owns, and sneaks into a seedy adult theater, hoping no one recognizes him. He slides into a seat in the back row, right next to a couple who are also decked out in oversized hats and sunglasses, looking equally as suspicious... The lights dim, and the movie starts. Within minutes, it’s clear this film is far more explicit than he ever imagined... There’s everything from group scenes to S&M, and then, to his horror, a dog joins the chaos. The pianist cringes in his seat as the embarrassment overcomes him - he is mortified... In an attempt to justify his presence, he leans over to the couple next to him and whispers, "I’m only here to listen to the music." The man next to him nods and whispers back... "We just came to see our dog."
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